vantasly: but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically
dekutree: catholicnun: i shoould watch netflix i love that show
titspajamas: north korea eat a snickers you get a little nuclear terroristic when youre hungry
hec-ticglow: love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
trust: have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself
yurihooves: i have two sneezes the fairy princess sneeze and the death metal sneeze
can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore
what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back oh yeah imagination
vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
horribleawfulcunt: niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way I literally had to read that 5 times… oh my god
at least i run faster than internet explorer
earthnation: deodrant: deodrant: what do u put in a toaster bread this isnt even a joke
photolies: I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.