the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS.
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
I wait for this post every easter
which part of california has the most cute boys?
the bae area
outsidermalik: THIS OS MY FRIEND S FIEND IM DEEAD (18/4/14)
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO